ZEE Virtual Media is an
organization which retails a
variety of sex products for the
benefit of the
public. Our range of
products cater to three
major areas of human need:
- Sex education (For kids,
teens and adults)
- Sex therapy and
revitalization (For teens
and adults)
- Sex products (For adults
only)
Sex Education
Very
often you hear the words
'sex education' randomly
tossed around, especially in
safe sex
advertisement campaigns and
other programmes aimed
specifically at teenagers
and loosely at the
general public. Truth be
told, sex education has been
a very difficult subject
especially here in Africa, for obvious reasons. How can
societies that shy away from
sex talk be able to educate
their children
and citizens in general
about sex? They simply
cannot and for this very
reason, sex education has
not succeeded in our part of
the world. Unwanted
pregnancies, HIV/AIDS and
other sexually
transmitted diseases remain
on the increase here in
Africa, as proof that we are
not making
progress in this area. This
is not to say that effort
has not been made over the
years concerning this
issue, but a lot more needs
to be done. Simply putting
out the information, 'Aids
kills. Use a condom',
does not begin to qualify as
adequate and effective sex
education. We need to delve
more into the
subject of sex with the aim
of familiarizing our people
with comfortable and helpful
sexual
information, intended to
enlighten us and hopefully
shape our habits. This
partly informs the very idea
of our organization.
In addition, some of our
products also cater to a
different kind of sex
education, which goes beyond
dissuading the public from
unprotected and
indiscriminate sex. In
recognition of the fact that
there are no programmes in
our universities or anywhere
whatsoever educating adults
on how to
understand and pleasure the
opposite sex for mutual
benefit and togetherness, we
have been
able to source books and
audio visual media that fill
in these gaps.
ZEE Virtual Media is fully
committed to these causes
and therefore aims at
re-orientating the public
by gradually eliminating
their embarrassment,
reservations and
shortcomings in this area
through
our educational books,
pamphlets, films and other
products. For instance, some
of our books are
specifically tailored
towards enabling parents and
policy makers develop
communicative skills
and strategies that will aid
them in discussing sex and
related issues with
children. Some of our
other books are specifically
designed for children to
read themselves, with safe,
appropriate and
educational content. And so
on. Now this is a remarkable
development in our society
because
ordinarily, most parents
have no idea of how to go
about discussing sex with
their kids, the result of
which is ignoring the
subject with very fatal
consequences. Children
inevitably end up searching
the internet and other
sources for pornography,
which is not exactly
information they need at
their
age. Pornography is
essentially recreational
material for adult
gratification and is of no
immediate
relevance to minors
whatsoever. We have a saying
at our centre which goes
like this: For every
young person out there who
is a victim of an unwanted
pregnancy or a sexually
transmitted
disease, there is also a
father and a mother who
failed to prevent this
calamity through the
education that they could
have given. We must
capitalize on every relevant
opportunity to
educate our children and ourselves.
Sex Therapy And
Revitalization
‘Relationships don't just
work. You keep working on
them'. Like anything in life
that can only succeed
through care and
maintenance, this quote is
so true. It is common
knowledge that we are often
unable to tend to our
relationships, particularly
our love lives. The cause of
this is even understandable.
Life is so hectic and
demanding that we can barely
make out time to breathe,
relax and gain perspective
on the day, let alone tend
to each other’s every need.
Nevertheless, problems exist
to be solved not ignored,
especially as it affects the
very crux of our
relationships and ultimately
our families- for those of
us with children.
We at ZEE Virtual Media also
recognize that in addition
to performance problems such
as erectile dysfunctions and
general lack of interest in
sex, there are other causes
of sexual performance
anxiety and inadequacy which
go beyond the physical.
Often times, they are
psychological especially
among victims of abuse, rape
and persons that experience
painful intercourse (Vaginismus).
Hence, beyond the mere sale
of sex products, our center
is committed towards a
sustained and rigorous
healing and revitalization
of your sex life through
information and treatments
you can obtain from our
books, films, drugs, lotions
and several other products
tailored to your specific
needs.
Sex Products
In researching and building
the concept and projected
services of our center, we
have had to analyze human
progress over the years and
this is what we found out.
Practically all areas of
human endeavour designed to
solve human problems have
widely evolved over the
years for
the better, with the
exception of the sexual
department. Think about it.
If you have a headache,
there are numerous drugs and
multiple therapies for its
treatment. You can have your
pick. If the current
computer you are using can
no longer get all your work
done when and how you want
it, you can always acquire a
newer and more capable
model. There is an endless
range to choose from. If you
are tired of watching the
same old two to three
channels of local television
with bad picture quality and
limited exciting programmes,
you have the option of
getting cable TV or a
satellite dish with numerous
channels and loads of
entertainment. And so on and
so forth. But what
happens to a married couple
after the kids have come and
reality intervenes, with the
hectic engagements of daily
life gradually eroding their
passion and attraction
towards each other? They
simply grow apart and watch
their relationships fall to
pieces, believing that this
is their fate. Some end up
in very messy divorces while
others have affairs, with
numerous consequences. The
ones who choose to remain in
their pathetic relationships
simply because they do not
see a way out, wind up
living a life of misery and
regret. And the list goes on
and on, all of which is
predictably tragic.
Life is difficult as it is
and we need all the help
that we can get to make it a
little bearable. Sex was
designed as an avenue
through which couples can
bond and get relief from the
cruel demands of modern
life, amongst other things.
But then great and enduring
sex between
couples cannot flourish
without external help
because we eventually run
out of ideas and enthusiasm.
To make matters worse,
solutions to such problems
are not taught in school…and
definitely not in Sunday
school! In addition, ours is
a society where people keep
their sexual problems to
themselves and suffer in
silence. Occasionally, you
hear about how you should
spice up your sex life and
save your relationship but
nobody is coming forward to
tell you exactly what to do!
So what do you do? You run
to the market and buy a
thong, as if that can single
handedly revive your sex
life! How?!
Ladies and gentlemen fasten
your seat belts. We are
thrilled to announce that
help has finally come. The
revolution has begun in more
ways than you can imagine
for the benefit of your love
lives and sexual health.
This is what we at ZEE
Virtual Media are here for.
We are committed to enabling
you reclaim and maintain a
phenomenal love life. You
deserve it, and you should
not be embarrassed by it.
How To Order
You can view our products
primarily at our online
store
www.zeevirtualmedia.com or
through our catalogue/
compact disc which you can
request via phone, email or
sms. You can also make your
purchase via the internet
with your ATM Inter switch
card or via phone or email.
However, the mailing of
catalogues and compact discs
to interested persons is
subject to their
availability, for copies are
limited. Prospective clients
are encouraged to reach us
through the web for the
nature of our operation is
essentially e-business.
All products for sale can
either be identified by
their codes or their names,
and should be clearly
specified while placing your
orders. Our transactions are
strictly home/office
delivery and our warehouse
is not open for public
visits. Simply put, you do
not come to us, we come to
you and shopping sex
products doesn't get more
convenient than this. For
further enquiries, please
send us an email at
zeevirtualmedia@yahoo.com or
call us on 01-4710284,
01-7735024 or
send us an sms at
08051924159. Our lines are
open from 9am in the morning
till 9pm at night, Mondays
to Saturdays, and our
delivery times are between
9am and 9pm.
Feed Back
When we say that we are here
to serve you, we are not
kissing your butt. Really,
we would appreciate feed
back from you on the
products you have purchased
and used. Such information
will enable us know better
when it comes to the most
reliable and effective
products to source. We have
tons of products for sale
and as a result, we do not
have first hand knowledge of
the effectiveness of all the
products- only some.
However, the purchases of
all our products are based
solidly on the
recommendations of people
who have used them and that
is why your feedback is very
important. Every good
business is customer-driven.
You are a part of ZEE
Virtual Media. Please feel
free to contact us on
zeevirtualmedia@yahoo.com
for your comments, enquiries
and reviews of products
used.
Payment Options
There are four payment
options for your
convenience.
Cash Payments
Cash payments can be made on
delivery of products ordered
and our delivery coverage is
limited to Lagos. However,
if you reside outside Lagos,
you may call for special
delivery arrangement at
extra cost.
Cheque
payment
Products ordered may also be
paid for by cheque. Delivery
however will be made when
cheque clears.
Client Accounts
Clients also have the option
of opening accounts with us.
This is particularly
beneficial for easier
purchase and occasional
discounts and gifts. Also,
our account holders are
usually the first to be
informed of new
arrivals/fresh stock. As you
can imagine, products are
only available for
immediate purchase while
stock lasts.
Atm Interswitch Cards
You can order and pay for
products while online with
your ATM Inter switch card.
This automatically debits
our account and prompts us
for immediate delivery.
Please confirm the
availability of products via
phone before purchase and
clearly specify your
delivery destination.
Our lines are open from
8.00am to 9.00pm, Monday
through Saturday.
Our Policies
At ZEE Virtual Media, we are
committed to legitimate
operations especially given
the questionable nature of
the adult sex industry.
Therefore, these are our
policies:
- We do not sell adult sex
products to persons below
eighteen years of age.
- We do not sell products
designed to inflict
physically harm on people or
that can be dangerous to the
health of users. This
explains why we have few
penis enlargement pills for
sale, considering that most
of those contain the extract
Yohimbe (horny goat weed),
which though potent, has
been proven to be harmful to
people with high blood
pressure, the diabetic and
also those with certain
heart conditions. Always
consult your doctor
before using any oral penis
enlarger or aphrodisiac.
Your safety comes first.
- We are not a pharmacy so
we only sell
non-prescription medication,
for the protection of our
enthusiastic clients. For
this very reason, the potent
and wildly successful drug,
Viagra, is not sold by us.
But we have other equally
effective alternatives such
as the VI Gel for men and
Herbal Viva.
- All products and films
advertised and sold by us
undergo the strictest
international approval
processes to ensure that
every item conveys a
positive and healthy
portrait of human sexuality.
- We are not in control of
how the products sold by us
are eventually used by
consumers and therefore, we
will not be responsible for
their misuse.
Opening An Account
You can open an account with
us with a minimum of N10,
000. Account holders will
receive updates on their
account balances each time
they place an order. You can
also call and confirm your
balance via phone. To open
an account with us, please
fill the form attached to
the
catalogue. When you are done
filling the form, enclose
cash or cheque and call us
for collection. Account
opening forms can also be
downloaded from our site by
clicking here
We wish you the very best in
your love lives. You will
have tons of fun shopping
with us.
Uche Edochie
MD/ CEO
ZEE Virtual Media
